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RE: Vindictive's guild mascot

Postby Tryden » Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:31 pm

The masses have spoken! Our toiletmaster remains VIndictive's unofficial guild mascot!

Question up for Vote
Do you want woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years to continue to be Vindictive's unofficial mascot? (POLL CLOSED)
Close Date
Mar 22, 09 12:00 AM
Poll Choices
Yes!: (WINNER)
58% (18 votes)
No, it's stupid. Pick something new:
25% (8 votes)
I am a supporter of the Analbead '09 Vindictive mascot campaign:
16% (5 votes)


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RE: Vindictive's guild mascot

Postby Head-Shot » Sun Apr 18, 2010 7:59 pm

Lord Tryden wrote:Head-Shot said:
“She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body,” Whipple said. “It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself.”

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

Oh my God, can you imagine the smell? My toilet gets dirty if I don't wash it for a couple of weeks. Two years? When the police pried her ass off that thing it must of been like finding a cray fish nursery when you were a kid.

*shudders*


A naysayer I see. This woman is the perfect mascot for Vindictive. Here's why:

HER ASS IS THE EPITOME OF LOYAL: If you can find anything in this world that was more loyal than that woman's ass to that toilet seat, I will withdraw my support for her as our guild mascot. I mean, when they took her off the toilet, the toilet seat went with her to the hospital, and it had to be surgically removed. As our front page says, we value loyalty in our members above all else. As guild mascot, woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years espouses this very clearly.

DEDICATION AND COMMITTMENT: Let's be honest, the woman was probably a little hefty. Think of all the times her boyfriend tried to coax her off the toilet. "Honey, I bought some delicious chocolate cake!" or "Muffin, got a discount crate of twinkies from the store, come get some!" If her bubulous behind didn't budge from the toilet after those demands, by God, that's dedication. And we want people to be dedicated to the guild. Woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years was dedicated.

HOPE: Yeah, you might have sent the article I linked above to your friends with humorous captions like, "Hey Mike, did you hear about the whale they rescued from a toilet in Kansas? I thought marine mammals of the order Cetacea only existed in the world's oceans!" Very funny. Or is it? The fact that this woman not only sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years, but also thrived, far away from her natural ocean habitat, signifies there's hope for all of us. And in these econmocially uncertain times, we need a guiding light like woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years to show us the way.

I rest my case.




I miss Tryden.
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RE: Vindictive's guild mascot

Postby X_Stomp_X » Sun Apr 18, 2010 10:20 pm


I miss Tryden.



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RE: Vindictive's guild mascot

Postby Zaz » Mon Apr 19, 2010 12:33 am

I think all the original vindictive guys and gals miss him.

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RE: Vindictive's guild mascot

Postby FROOZ! » Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:30 am

i miss tryden too.

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edit: can I petition to change my title to Trydenisafk? Or could only Tryden do that?
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RE: Vindictive's guild mascot

Postby Toxiik » Mon Apr 19, 2010 4:59 am

Even some of the noobs miss him. Not much you can do, though. :/
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RE: Vindictive's guild mascot

Postby Head-Shot » Mon Apr 19, 2010 6:28 am

Toxiik wrote:Even some of the noobs miss him. Not much you can do, though. :/


Sadly, I guess you're right.

I'm just going to give this length of rope and choloform to the local Catholic Church. They can put it to good use.
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RE: Vindictive's guild mascot

Postby Toxiik » Mon Apr 19, 2010 4:07 pm

hahaha I'd hate you if it wasn't somewhat true.
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RE: Vindictive's guild mascot

Postby FROOZ! » Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:48 pm

gorbella wrote:i miss tryden too.

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edit: can I petition to change my title to Trydenisafk? Or could only Tryden do that?



thanks.
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RE: Vindictive's guild mascot

Postby Head-Shot » Tue Apr 20, 2010 12:53 am

gorbella wrote:
gorbella wrote:i miss tryden too.

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edit: can I petition to change my title to Trydenisafk? Or could only Tryden do that?



thanks.


Isn't that Renek's title? You should tack on FOREVER.
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