MEAN IS RESTORED TO ITS FORMER GLORY IN BDO

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MEAN IS RESTORED TO ITS FORMER GLORY IN BDO

Postby Tryden » Fri Mar 18, 2016 2:27 am

Hello friends,

As you're aware, some months ago, we embarrassed our proud name in Guild Wars 2. Many of you were there that faithful night. You know what happened.

We went into a raid and were not prepared at all. That's right, despite valiant efforts, we could only get the Vale Guardian down to about 20% health. Our engineers executed their burn phase poorly and our tank had trouble keeping the blue and green guardian separated during the split. Frankly it was a shameful display for a guild that considered itself the best PvErs in Guild Wars 2.

The fallout from that faithful night, where the dodges were not on point, where the DPS was not high enough, was devastating for all of us. The guild fell on hard times. Sadly we lost Ghost to alcoholism and he was found dead some days after. Necromare tried his hand at becoming a Left 4 Dead 2 pro streamer but he can't fucking follow orders and was killed (deservedly so, no one mourned him) by a teammate. Willy found a rewarding career impersonating me in EBG and suddenly remembered how to activate his skills again.

But it's time to move on. We have to put the past behind us.

I declare that we will rebuild our storied name in Black Desert Online, a Korean farming simulator which I'm told has GvG content.

This is it boys and girls. It's time we brushed off our kimonos and stride defiantly back into the fray. I know many of you won't be convinced, because this game doesn't have Asuras and Sylvaris, but it has other things. Innovative things. Things like this, which I discovered using Google, an internet search engine.

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It also has a variety of classes. I'm personally a fan of the hyper carry class because it offers a nice ranged auto attack and single target DPS, even if she lacks a reliable escape.

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Also, here is an example of a GvG. Can someone explain to me what's going on? I like the little HI-YA Asian battle cries. Super fucking kawaii.



In conclusion, someone please tell Ivy to accept the Huniepop emotes I keep trying to give her on Steam.

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But seriously guys, what class should I main as a GvG driver? I'll level it quickly and we'll be ready to fucking rek these baddies, taking our rightful thrones as the kings of Edan. SEE ALL OF YOU IN TYRIA THE BLACK DESERT.

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Re: MEAN IS RESTORED TO ITS FORMER GLORY IN BDO

Postby Metalflame » Fri Mar 18, 2016 5:49 am

ur hidius pls kil u r shelves

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Re: MEAN IS RESTORED TO ITS FORMER GLORY IN BDO

Postby SigmaEx » Fri Mar 18, 2016 10:37 am

so warrior is good and requires slightly more mechanical skill for animation cancelling and valk is is slightly easier to play but has a little less mobility until the future awakenings come out(new weapons, warriors has greatsword and Valkyrie has lance and shield).

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Re: MEAN IS RESTORED TO ITS FORMER GLORY IN BDO

Postby Avisse » Fri Mar 18, 2016 7:19 pm

Tryden wrote:
I'll level it quickly


...As you discuss with Sigma what power lvling service you should buy lol

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Re: MEAN IS RESTORED TO ITS FORMER GLORY IN BDO

Postby Cyendia » Sat Mar 19, 2016 2:18 pm

I'll believe it when I see it.

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Re: MEAN IS RESTORED TO ITS FORMER GLORY IN BDO

Postby Tryden » Sat Mar 19, 2016 3:34 pm

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Re: MEAN IS RESTORED TO ITS FORMER GLORY IN BDO

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Re: MEAN IS RESTORED TO ITS FORMER GLORY IN BDO

Postby Avisse » Sun Mar 20, 2016 9:01 pm

Hey you gonna make the guild in bdo?

I just got kicked out of Dreadnaught. Those assholes.

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Re: MEAN IS RESTORED TO ITS FORMER GLORY IN BDO

Postby Ivy- » Sun Mar 20, 2016 9:06 pm

Avis tried to brag about Mean pvp from GW2 (there was some archeage and ESO stuff too but only slightly) in guild chat and when she brought up Tryden's name from WvW days they started like shit talking and Avis was like ummmm....




Anyway it went on for like 15 minutes and they kicked her but I was the only person online to see it but I was half AFK so I just didn't bother chiming in.

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Re: MEAN IS RESTORED TO ITS FORMER GLORY IN BDO

Postby Cyendia » Mon Mar 21, 2016 12:24 am

Ivy- wrote:Avis tried to brag about Mean pvp from GW2 (there was some archeage and ESO stuff too but only slightly) in guild chat and when she brought up Tryden's name from WvW days they started like shit talking and Avis was like ummmm....


Is this real life? Dammit Tryden, you're why we can't have nice things.

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