ALL ABOARD THE MOTHERFUCKING HYPE TRAIN — H1Z1

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ALL ABOARD THE MOTHERFUCKING HYPE TRAIN — H1Z1

Postby Tryden » Thu Jan 15, 2015 3:13 pm

So there you are, filling out your online dating profile, adding "low self esteem" and "attachment issues" to the About You section.

Just another regular Thursday night.

Hoping to hear back from a 3/10 soon, your phone buzzes. You check it. It's your only friend in the world — Andy.

Through your tears, you read the text.

"lol fegit u playing H1Z1?"

OH FUCK YOU ALMOST FORGOT. VINDICTIVE'S NEXT OVER-HYPED GAME THAT WE WILL PLAY FOR MAYBE A MONTH AND THEN ABANDON IS HERE. YOUR MOST FAVOURITE PART OF BEING IN THIS GUILD.

H1Z1 is a zombie sandbox game that is promising everything DayZ did, except without the bugs and maybe fewer Europeans.

"But Tryden," you ask, texting what is likely a middle-aged Fillipino man pretending to be a college student. "Why should I bother playing this game when, like my parents calling to get an update on my life, this will all end in disappointment?"

WELL BECAUSE H1Z1 HAS EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING LOVE ABOUT VIDEO GAMES.

LIKE:

ZOMBIE CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATIONS

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FUCKING RUNNING FOR HOURS ON END

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AND GRATUITOUS YURI

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So go and spend that $20 you were going to use to order pizza for one and join us in a post-apocalyptic rural America, where we will rob people and make them take off their clothes for our entertainment.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/295110/

SEE YOU GUYS ON TEAMSPEAK TONIGHT.

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Re: ALL ABOARD THE MOTHERFUCKING HYPE TRAIN — H1Z1

Postby brti » Thu Jan 15, 2015 3:38 pm

H1Z1 is currently being developed in Early Access Alpha release for Microsoft Windows on Steam, and later due for full release on PlayStation 4.


Fucking dropped, also Sony Online Entertainment, ESO comes to mind. Well lets see how horrifically this will flop.
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Re: ALL ABOARD THE MOTHERFUCKING HYPE TRAIN — H1Z1

Postby the8bits » Thu Jan 15, 2015 4:38 pm

how's archeage doing? and I know I'm actually getting EVOLVE . how does this compare to 7days to die from what anyones heard about it. (considering how I know next to nothng about it) 8-)
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Re: ALL ABOARD THE MOTHERFUCKING HYPE TRAIN — H1Z1

Postby Da Kream » Thu Jan 15, 2015 4:43 pm

WHY ARE THERE ONLY 2 OF US ON TS FOR THIS

THE HYPE TRAIN IS A LIE
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Re: ALL ABOARD THE MOTHERFUCKING HYPE TRAIN — H1Z1

Postby Ivy- » Thu Jan 15, 2015 4:46 pm

Da Kream wrote:WHY ARE THERE ONLY 2 OF US ON TS FOR THIS

THE HYPE TRAIN IS A LIE

Because it's midday on a fucking Thursday?

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Re: ALL ABOARD THE MOTHERFUCKING HYPE TRAIN — H1Z1

Postby Cyendia » Thu Jan 15, 2015 7:28 pm

Ivy- wrote:
Da Kream wrote:WHY ARE THERE ONLY 2 OF US ON TS FOR THIS

THE HYPE TRAIN IS A LIE

Because it's midday on a fucking Thursday?


The logic is stronk.
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Re: ALL ABOARD THE MOTHERFUCKING HYPE TRAIN — H1Z1

Postby Aren » Thu Jan 15, 2015 7:42 pm

Lord Tryden wrote:
AND GRATUITOUS YURI



Almost took the bait. Almost. But everyone knows that zombies can't be lesbians. DUH.
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Re: ALL ABOARD THE MOTHERFUCKING HYPE TRAIN — H1Z1

Postby Tryden » Thu Jan 15, 2015 7:53 pm

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OUR FIRST GAME FOOTAGE FROM THE H1Z! LAUNCH:

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Re: ALL ABOARD THE MOTHERFUCKING HYPE TRAIN — H1Z1

Postby LostElric » Fri Jan 16, 2015 5:42 pm

Pass. Also Evolve Beta this weekend if you own Bioshock: Infinite and or Left 4 Dead.
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Re: ALL ABOARD THE MOTHERFUCKING HYPE TRAIN — H1Z1

Postby MauserTeleri » Mon Jan 19, 2015 2:22 pm

how is it?
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