GET HYPED SON: Grand Theft Auto V

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GET HYPED SON: Grand Theft Auto V

Postby Tryden » Tue Apr 14, 2015 12:29 am

It's September 17, 2013. You're returning from your local Gamestop with your fresh new copy of GTA5. You're covered in tears. The acne-ridden ginger behind the counter just called you a "faggot" for buying a console game. The epithet, lisped through braces, still rings in your ears.

You wipe away the tears and go home, rushing straight to the basement. "HI HONEY," your mom calls down to you. "NOT NOW MOM," you shout back and slam the door. The familiar warmness of incandescent lighting and discarded pizza boxes greets you as you stumble over to your Xbox 5 console or whatever and pop in the compact disc (lol) into your inferior hardware that can only render low resolutions and like five pixels at a time.

"I'M NOT A FAGGOT," you growl through gritted teeth.

Your eyes light up as your SDTV buzzes to life with the Rockstar logo. You sink into your couch and pick up the controller, settling in for a marathon gaming session. You've been waiting for this for a while. Not as long as you've been waiting to lose your virginity (32 years), but it's still been a long time.

Finally, the opening cutscene gradually fades in with ROCKSTAR GAMES PRESENTS.

"AWESOME!" you shout, before suddenly the screen cuts to black. You have the red ring of death because you are a console gamer that plays on inferior hardware.

"That ... that gamestop employee was right," you whisper, emotionally destroyed in every conceivable way a human being can be emotionally destroyed.

The next morning you wake up and walk into oncoming traffic.

FOR EVERYONE ELSE, IT'S TIME TO PLAY GRAND THEFT AUTO 5 FOR THE PC IN GLORIOUS 4K RESOLUTION. HOLY SHIT IS THIS THE FUTURE?

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ALSO HOLY FUCK THIS GAME RUNS AT 60 FRAMES PER SECOND I CANT EVEN TELL WHERE THE GAME ENDS AND REAL LIFE BEGINS.



"But Tryden," you're saying to your screen, because I exist only as an entity on the internet to you. "Why are you telling me all this?"

I'M TELLING YOU THIS BECAUSE TOMORROW ALL OF VINDICTIVE WILL BE ON TEAMSPEAK FUCKING MURDERING EACH OTHER IN AWESOME 32 PERSON MULTIPLAYER MATCHES, PROBABLY IN FIRST PERSON MODE, BECAUSE THE PC VERSION SUPPORTS THAT UNLIKE THE SHIT CONSOLE VERSION.

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Also, just as an aside, Carly Rae Jepsen's new single is a touching ballad that really showcases her maturity as an artist: https://youtu.be/W374tWnsk70

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ALRIGHT, SO WE'VE ESTABLISHED THIS GAME IS PRETTY COOL. NOW FUCKING BUY IT SO I CAN TURN OFF MY CAPS LOCK KEY.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/271590/

DON'T BE AN IVY, JOIN US TODAY.

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Re: GET HYPED SON: Grand Theft Auto V

Postby MauserTeleri » Tue Apr 14, 2015 3:06 am

#whywelove(hate)thisguild #hypetrain #abadonedin1week
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Re: GET HYPED SON: Grand Theft Auto V

Postby Ghost Face Trilla » Tue Apr 14, 2015 1:37 pm

GHOST REVIVAL 2K64
IM CUMMING BACK BOIS.
TRYDEN WANTS ME TO CUM BACK TO GW2.
I AM SECRETLY ONLINE PLAYING TPVP WITH KESKER.

but sadly i won't be playing GTAV till later (last three weeks of middle school).

My current favorite song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpX69yr8NrA

WE WILL BE STARTING A GUILD IN GTA V CALLED

JAPANESE MESSY BOYS [DILF]

applications will be directed towards me.
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Re: GET HYPED SON: Grand Theft Auto V

Postby Head-Shot » Tue Apr 14, 2015 7:46 pm

Holy tits, 65 GB download.
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Re: GET HYPED SON: Grand Theft Auto V

Postby Gabesaurus REX » Tue Apr 14, 2015 8:29 pm

ARMED AND READY.

Social club is WiLdFiRe567
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Re: GET HYPED SON: Grand Theft Auto V

Postby Tryden » Fri Apr 17, 2015 9:21 am

someone make a Vindictive crew I totally forgot and i'm at work

BE COOL AND DO IT
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Re: GET HYPED SON: Grand Theft Auto V

Postby Ghost Face Trilla » Fri Apr 17, 2015 9:29 am

Japanese Messy Boys is made.
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Re: GET HYPED SON: Grand Theft Auto V

Postby Aleryok » Sun Apr 19, 2015 9:13 pm

Guys, i have GTA5! HYPE

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Re: GET HYPED SON: Grand Theft Auto V

Postby Gabesaurus REX » Sun Apr 19, 2015 9:39 pm

I can't find that crew Ghost. Someone friend me so we can roll up on some bitches and glack 'em like real ballas...... #Whiteboy
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Re: GET HYPED SON: Grand Theft Auto V

Postby GabeBaconStripz » Mon Apr 27, 2015 3:22 am

What's everyone's screen name? so I can add you all on social

Mine's the same as on these forums
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