The Elder Scrolls Online: Imperial Edition GIVEAWAY

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The Elder Scrolls Online: Imperial Edition GIVEAWAY

Postby Tryden » Mon Mar 17, 2014 3:25 pm

ARE YOU READY TO HAVE SOME ELDER LOLS?

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It's late afternoon on a Monday and you've just woken up, covered in cheese byproduct from your CHEETOS eating binge the night before. You waddle over to the computer and plop down, typing in vindictiveonline.com to go to your favourite forums and check out the latest Spine ab selfies.

That's when you see it. Your hand is shaking as you guide your mouse cursor over the newest thread title. "Elder Scrolls Online ... giveaway?" you whisper breathlessly, not because you're excited but because you're 50 pounds overweight.

Then the realization hits you. You were kicked out of Vindictive last month and can't enter the contest.

FOR EVERYONE ELSE, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO WIN ONE OF FOUR COPIES OF ELDER SCROLLS ONLINE: IMPERIAL EDITION. Thanks to a generous donation by Aemon Algiz (terrorist codename: Aemon Al-Jizz), you could have your very own motherfucking DIGITAL MUDCRAB. Plus the other shit that's featured below.

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To enter this contest, you will need to do the following. All of your names will be entered into a lottery known as the Reaping, whereby we will hold a public draw and a male and female participant, that will henceforth be known as tributes, will be chosen at random from each of the 12 districts. All tributes will have tracking chips inserted into them and be given weapons training. Eventually, they will be sent to an outdoor arena to fight to the death. The victor will be crowned and the families from your district will be awarded additional food and parcels for the rest of the year. You have to pick a number from 1 to 200 (under beats over) PLUS you have to come up with a witty tagline for Vindictive. The number will determine if you win a copy, but the tagline forces you to at least PUT SOME EFFORT INTO IT.

Here is an example of a tagline from my professional business card:

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I will choose the winners through a draw I will hold on WEDNESDAY, MARCH 26. I will make a video of me choosing four random numbers from http://www.random.org/ so you know it is authentic. The time will be clearly visible.

Good luck tributes friends!
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Re: The Elder Scrolls Online: Imperial Edition GIVEAWAY

Postby apogeesound » Mon Mar 17, 2014 5:43 pm

Lord Tryden wrote:I will make a video of me


a video of you? how exciting
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Re: The Elder Scrolls Online: Imperial Edition GIVEAWAY

Postby brti » Mon Mar 17, 2014 6:49 pm

198

Welcome to Vindictive, where the rules are made up, and what Tryden says doesn't matter.
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Re: The Elder Scrolls Online: Imperial Edition GIVEAWAY

Postby Ivy- » Mon Mar 17, 2014 7:28 pm

Can the prize just be cheetos instead
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Re: The Elder Scrolls Online: Imperial Edition GIVEAWAY

Postby Celinara » Mon Mar 17, 2014 9:08 pm

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We dont need a catch phrase, just a warning.

Cover your ass when spine is around.
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Re: The Elder Scrolls Online: Imperial Edition GIVEAWAY

Postby SigmaEx » Mon Mar 17, 2014 9:43 pm

Lulz
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Re: The Elder Scrolls Online: Imperial Edition GIVEAWAY

Postby MauserTeleri » Mon Mar 17, 2014 10:47 pm

81

YOU CASUALS
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Re: The Elder Scrolls Online: Imperial Edition GIVEAWAY

Postby apogeesound » Mon Mar 17, 2014 10:54 pm

37

very
incestuous
narcissistic
dastardly
incestuous
CASUAL
tryden
incestuous
voluptuous
elephants
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Re: The Elder Scrolls Online: Imperial Edition GIVEAWAY

Postby Proximus » Mon Mar 17, 2014 10:58 pm

68

Virgins
Inevitably
Needing
Darkhaven
Intervention
Casually
Tormenting
Infernal
Vigils
Effortlessly

VINDICTIVE!!!!!
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Re: The Elder Scrolls Online: Imperial Edition GIVEAWAY

Postby GabeBaconStripz » Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:37 am

169
Cuz
If
You
Subtract
100
You
Get
Dinner
For
Two
;)
:3
I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK

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