Hello friends,
As you're aware, some months ago, we embarrassed our proud name in Guild Wars 2. Many of you were there that faithful night. You know what happened.
We went into a raid and were not prepared at all. That's right, despite valiant efforts, we could only get the Vale Guardian down to about 20% health. Our engineers executed their burn phase poorly and our tank had trouble keeping the blue and green guardian separated during the split. Frankly it was a shameful display for a guild that considered itself the best PvErs in Guild Wars 2.
The fallout from that faithful night, where the dodges were not on point, where the DPS was not high enough, was devastating for all of us. The guild fell on hard times. Sadly we lost Ghost to alcoholism and he was found dead some days after. Necromare tried his hand at becoming a Left 4 Dead 2 pro streamer but he can't fucking follow orders and was killed (deservedly so, no one mourned him) by a teammate. Willy found a rewarding career impersonating me in EBG and suddenly remembered how to activate his skills again.
But it's time to move on. We have to put the past behind us.
I declare that we will rebuild our storied name in Black Desert Online, a Korean farming simulator which I'm told has GvG content.
This is it boys and girls. It's time we brushed off our kimonos and stride defiantly back into the fray. I know many of you won't be convinced, because this game doesn't have Asuras and Sylvaris, but it has other things. Innovative things. Things like this, which I discovered using Google, an internet search engine.
It also has a variety of classes. I'm personally a fan of the hyper carry class because it offers a nice ranged auto attack and single target DPS, even if she lacks a reliable escape.
Also, here is an example of a GvG. Can someone explain to me what's going on? I like the little HI-YA Asian battle cries. Super fucking kawaii.
In conclusion, someone please tell Ivy to accept the Huniepop emotes I keep trying to give her on Steam.
But seriously guys, what class should I main as a GvG driver? I'll level it quickly and we'll be ready to fucking rek these baddies, taking our rightful thrones as the kings of Edan. SEE ALL OF YOU INTYRIA THE BLACK DESERT.
As you're aware, some months ago, we embarrassed our proud name in Guild Wars 2. Many of you were there that faithful night. You know what happened.
We went into a raid and were not prepared at all. That's right, despite valiant efforts, we could only get the Vale Guardian down to about 20% health. Our engineers executed their burn phase poorly and our tank had trouble keeping the blue and green guardian separated during the split. Frankly it was a shameful display for a guild that considered itself the best PvErs in Guild Wars 2.
The fallout from that faithful night, where the dodges were not on point, where the DPS was not high enough, was devastating for all of us. The guild fell on hard times. Sadly we lost Ghost to alcoholism and he was found dead some days after. Necromare tried his hand at becoming a Left 4 Dead 2 pro streamer but he can't fucking follow orders and was killed (deservedly so, no one mourned him) by a teammate. Willy found a rewarding career impersonating me in EBG and suddenly remembered how to activate his skills again.
But it's time to move on. We have to put the past behind us.
I declare that we will rebuild our storied name in Black Desert Online, a Korean farming simulator which I'm told has GvG content.
This is it boys and girls. It's time we brushed off our kimonos and stride defiantly back into the fray. I know many of you won't be convinced, because this game doesn't have Asuras and Sylvaris, but it has other things. Innovative things. Things like this, which I discovered using Google, an internet search engine.
It also has a variety of classes. I'm personally a fan of the hyper carry class because it offers a nice ranged auto attack and single target DPS, even if she lacks a reliable escape.
Also, here is an example of a GvG. Can someone explain to me what's going on? I like the little HI-YA Asian battle cries. Super fucking kawaii.
In conclusion, someone please tell Ivy to accept the Huniepop emotes I keep trying to give her on Steam.
But seriously guys, what class should I main as a GvG driver? I'll level it quickly and we'll be ready to fucking rek these baddies, taking our rightful thrones as the kings of Edan. SEE ALL OF YOU IN
