Ladies and gentlemen,
I know it's been a while since you've all heard from me. But I couldn't stay away. Not after my religious experience today.
For you see, as I was away, in a far off land for the past year or so, deprived of my fellow Vindictive guildies, I recieved a sign.
This was not just any sign. I am CERTAIN it came from our mascot — and resident God — Kansas woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years.
That's right. SHE HAS SENT A PROPHET.
BEHOLD, I RETURN TO VINDICTIVE, AS FORTOLD, AFTER A FATASS WAS FOUND FUSED TO HIS SEAT IN OHIO:
http://wtrf.com/story.cfm?func=viewstory&storyid=96699
Prophecy does not lie. All you heathens better convert now. I'm back.
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So, uh, how's everyone been? Also, sorry to all the people who clicked through on the link.
Furthermore, feel free to talk about whether the person fused to the seat may in fact have been Spine. I noticed he hasn't posted on the forums in a while.
I know it's been a while since you've all heard from me. But I couldn't stay away. Not after my religious experience today.
For you see, as I was away, in a far off land for the past year or so, deprived of my fellow Vindictive guildies, I recieved a sign.
This was not just any sign. I am CERTAIN it came from our mascot — and resident God — Kansas woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years.
That's right. SHE HAS SENT A PROPHET.
BEHOLD, I RETURN TO VINDICTIVE, AS FORTOLD, AFTER A FATASS WAS FOUND FUSED TO HIS SEAT IN OHIO:
http://wtrf.com/story.cfm?func=viewstory&storyid=96699
Prophecy does not lie. All you heathens better convert now. I'm back.
...
So, uh, how's everyone been? Also, sorry to all the people who clicked through on the link.
Furthermore, feel free to talk about whether the person fused to the seat may in fact have been Spine. I noticed he hasn't posted on the forums in a while.
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