GabeBaconStripz
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Gather round children, ladies, mmmm and gentlemen. I'm trying to procrastinate and not do any homework at 3am in the morning.
But I sure have a story to tell.
A little backstory:
I belong to a filipino cultural club that's part of my university and of course with every new year comes new freshman members. So we get a wide range of personalities. This year we received a new member, let's call him Scott. Scott you can describe as one of those guys that trys WAY too hard to fit into the group and has a horrible mentality when it comes to balancing work and play.
One example: My friend is one of his roommates and he once walked around the house in only his boxers and asked my friend and other roommates if he can walk around the house in only his boxers, just to show off.
Another example: One meeting he claimed he had a major part in writing 'Frozen'. Ya Disney's recent film and he has no pictures to prove it. So he's full of shit too.
O and he has one of these:
It was one of the first weekends of the school semester and that usually means parties left and right. And over the course of one night this guy did everything you're not supposed to do and more.
Some people like to pre-game before going to a party. You know get some liquid courage in your system and be the life of the party right?
WELL this guy's idea of pre-gaming is to masturbate to porn for 3 hours straight 9pm-11pm. How was this confirmed? This guy loved to text about it as well as snapchats. I do not have the sources myself and I'd rather not have them...
So our horny hero finally heads off to the party with some friends. To a house of people he has never met before. Things seem to be alright and then things take a turn toward weird.
One girl had her fill of alcohol, dancing, and forgetting names and was throwing up profusely in the bathroom--with a friend to hold her hair up and mental support.
Also in the same bathroom was: Scott.
How was this weird and not just awkward?
Usually the normal reaction would be to:
1. Leave the person alone (possibly cringing in disgust or poking fun at the scene for a second)
2. Help the person
Scott picked door number 3:
Watch the scene like it was somehow entertaining or gave him pleasure.
And of course he was told to fuck off after a good 30 mins.
2 strikes already for the night, Scott might as well make the 3rd one be big. Towards the end of the party Scott decides to stay the night and asks the hosts if he can take a shower at the house, borrow a towel and some clothes as well. With such a tall order there was much hesitance and awkwardness, but they agree and one of the Female hosts lets him borrow her towel and pajamas out of kindness. Scott takes this 'much needed' shower and then puts on the pajamas.
Then. He decides now is a good time to grasp his penis and masturbate.
No one knew what possessed him to do it. No one knew what he was really fantasizing about.
But everyone knew what he decided to do after.
He busted his load and cummed all over the girl's pajamas.
And when Scott was asked whether or not this was by accident or on purpose, he responded:
"I wanted to share a bond with her."
The aftermath was him being kicked out of the house the next morning, almost getting beat up by the boyfriend. And here's where the walk of shame should've began. But instead he texted another friend of mine at 7 in the morning:
"Hey can I come over to your house to wash my shirt? I'm in some deep shit"
And this is when he told the story that I'm telling you right now, trying to make it sound like a success story in his weird mind.
As for the cum pajamas. No one knows who has it.
But I sure have a story to tell.
A little backstory:
I belong to a filipino cultural club that's part of my university and of course with every new year comes new freshman members. So we get a wide range of personalities. This year we received a new member, let's call him Scott. Scott you can describe as one of those guys that trys WAY too hard to fit into the group and has a horrible mentality when it comes to balancing work and play.
One example: My friend is one of his roommates and he once walked around the house in only his boxers and asked my friend and other roommates if he can walk around the house in only his boxers, just to show off.
Another example: One meeting he claimed he had a major part in writing 'Frozen'. Ya Disney's recent film and he has no pictures to prove it. So he's full of shit too.
O and he has one of these:
It was one of the first weekends of the school semester and that usually means parties left and right. And over the course of one night this guy did everything you're not supposed to do and more.
Some people like to pre-game before going to a party. You know get some liquid courage in your system and be the life of the party right?
WELL this guy's idea of pre-gaming is to masturbate to porn for 3 hours straight 9pm-11pm. How was this confirmed? This guy loved to text about it as well as snapchats. I do not have the sources myself and I'd rather not have them...
So our horny hero finally heads off to the party with some friends. To a house of people he has never met before. Things seem to be alright and then things take a turn toward weird.
One girl had her fill of alcohol, dancing, and forgetting names and was throwing up profusely in the bathroom--with a friend to hold her hair up and mental support.
Also in the same bathroom was: Scott.
How was this weird and not just awkward?
Usually the normal reaction would be to:
1. Leave the person alone (possibly cringing in disgust or poking fun at the scene for a second)
2. Help the person
Scott picked door number 3:
Watch the scene like it was somehow entertaining or gave him pleasure.
And of course he was told to fuck off after a good 30 mins.
2 strikes already for the night, Scott might as well make the 3rd one be big. Towards the end of the party Scott decides to stay the night and asks the hosts if he can take a shower at the house, borrow a towel and some clothes as well. With such a tall order there was much hesitance and awkwardness, but they agree and one of the Female hosts lets him borrow her towel and pajamas out of kindness. Scott takes this 'much needed' shower and then puts on the pajamas.
Then. He decides now is a good time to grasp his penis and masturbate.
No one knew what possessed him to do it. No one knew what he was really fantasizing about.
But everyone knew what he decided to do after.
He busted his load and cummed all over the girl's pajamas.
And when Scott was asked whether or not this was by accident or on purpose, he responded:
"I wanted to share a bond with her."
The aftermath was him being kicked out of the house the next morning, almost getting beat up by the boyfriend. And here's where the walk of shame should've began. But instead he texted another friend of mine at 7 in the morning:
"Hey can I come over to your house to wash my shirt? I'm in some deep shit"
And this is when he told the story that I'm telling you right now, trying to make it sound like a success story in his weird mind.
As for the cum pajamas. No one knows who has it.
