It's early January, the new year. The weather outside is miserable. Your friends (if you had friends this is hypothetical) don't want to go out because it's too fucking cold.
So you settle in at your computer and you load up Teamspeak.
"hey guys," you exclaim in a chipper tone into your microphone.
"oh hay," Necromare replies.
You pretend you didn't hear him.
Luckily, the awkward silence is broken when Mauser pops into the channel. He ignores proper social decorum and in his lucid tone, asks "Left 4 Dead?"
*****FAST FORWARD TEN MINUTES****
It's a close match going into the second round of No Mercy. You're the infected. There's a jockey, a boomer, a smoker and a hunter. Perfect.
"Wait for my call," you, as the boomer, tell your teammates.
Everyone waits patiently. Then, out of the corner of your eye, you see it. With the kind of autism to rival Willy playing frontline guardian, the jockey b-lines it for the survivors. He is shot instantly. It's over. Any hope that you'd win this match is over.
You close your eyes. The anger takes hold. The room swirls. You can only feel hate. Pure, manifested hate.
Fuck you Necromare.
Overwatch is a first-person multiplayer shooter that emphasizes cooperative gameplay. It's basically a Team Fortress 2 rip off, but it's made by Blizzard, a game development studio that released 1991's critically acclaimed RPM Racing for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System.
Now I'm not saying this is a classic title like RPM Racing, but it is pretty fun. Don't take my word for it. Check out this video.
"Wow Tryden," you're probably saying. "That was a bad attempt at being funny I can see why you're alone."
Overwatch has the kind of fun, cartoony graphics that you have come to expect from Blizzard. As many of you are also aware, it has a thriving amatuer porn community and was one of the top searched porn terms on pornography website pornhub.com last week.
(msg me if u want the rest of the pics in this set)
To cut to the chase: we should play Overwatch together. I was actually playing it a bit during the open beta week and I had a great time with my fellow guildmates. We once again brought the MEAN name pride, and I invite you to experience the fast-paced action this game provides.
Join us on Teamspeak!
See you soon!
So you settle in at your computer and you load up Teamspeak.
"hey guys," you exclaim in a chipper tone into your microphone.
"oh hay," Necromare replies.
You pretend you didn't hear him.
Luckily, the awkward silence is broken when Mauser pops into the channel. He ignores proper social decorum and in his lucid tone, asks "Left 4 Dead?"
*****FAST FORWARD TEN MINUTES****
It's a close match going into the second round of No Mercy. You're the infected. There's a jockey, a boomer, a smoker and a hunter. Perfect.
"Wait for my call," you, as the boomer, tell your teammates.
Everyone waits patiently. Then, out of the corner of your eye, you see it. With the kind of autism to rival Willy playing frontline guardian, the jockey b-lines it for the survivors. He is shot instantly. It's over. Any hope that you'd win this match is over.
You close your eyes. The anger takes hold. The room swirls. You can only feel hate. Pure, manifested hate.
Fuck you Necromare.
Overwatch is a first-person multiplayer shooter that emphasizes cooperative gameplay. It's basically a Team Fortress 2 rip off, but it's made by Blizzard, a game development studio that released 1991's critically acclaimed RPM Racing for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System.
Now I'm not saying this is a classic title like RPM Racing, but it is pretty fun. Don't take my word for it. Check out this video.
"Wow Tryden," you're probably saying. "That was a bad attempt at being funny I can see why you're alone."
Overwatch has the kind of fun, cartoony graphics that you have come to expect from Blizzard. As many of you are also aware, it has a thriving amatuer porn community and was one of the top searched porn terms on pornography website pornhub.com last week.
(msg me if u want the rest of the pics in this set)
To cut to the chase: we should play Overwatch together. I was actually playing it a bit during the open beta week and I had a great time with my fellow guildmates. We once again brought the MEAN name pride, and I invite you to experience the fast-paced action this game provides.
Join us on Teamspeak!
See you soon!
