So there you are, filling out your online dating profile, adding "low self esteem" and "attachment issues" to the About You section.
Just another regular Thursday night.
Hoping to hear back from a 3/10 soon, your phone buzzes. You check it. It's your only friend in the world — Andy.
Through your tears, you read the text.
"lol fegit u playing H1Z1?"
OH FUCK YOU ALMOST FORGOT. VINDICTIVE'S NEXT OVER-HYPED GAME THAT WE WILL PLAY FOR MAYBE A MONTH AND THEN ABANDON IS HERE. YOUR MOST FAVOURITE PART OF BEING IN THIS GUILD.
H1Z1 is a zombie sandbox game that is promising everything DayZ did, except without the bugs and maybe fewer Europeans.
"But Tryden," you ask, texting what is likely a middle-aged Fillipino man pretending to be a college student. "Why should I bother playing this game when, like my parents calling to get an update on my life, this will all end in disappointment?"
WELL BECAUSE H1Z1 HAS EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING LOVE ABOUT VIDEO GAMES.
LIKE:
ZOMBIE CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATIONS
FUCKING RUNNING FOR HOURS ON END
AND GRATUITOUS YURI
So go and spend that $20 you were going to use to order pizza for one and join us in a post-apocalyptic rural America, where we will rob people and make them take off their clothes for our entertainment.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/295110/
SEE YOU GUYS ON TEAMSPEAK TONIGHT.
Just another regular Thursday night.
Hoping to hear back from a 3/10 soon, your phone buzzes. You check it. It's your only friend in the world — Andy.
Through your tears, you read the text.
"lol fegit u playing H1Z1?"
OH FUCK YOU ALMOST FORGOT. VINDICTIVE'S NEXT OVER-HYPED GAME THAT WE WILL PLAY FOR MAYBE A MONTH AND THEN ABANDON IS HERE. YOUR MOST FAVOURITE PART OF BEING IN THIS GUILD.
H1Z1 is a zombie sandbox game that is promising everything DayZ did, except without the bugs and maybe fewer Europeans.
"But Tryden," you ask, texting what is likely a middle-aged Fillipino man pretending to be a college student. "Why should I bother playing this game when, like my parents calling to get an update on my life, this will all end in disappointment?"
WELL BECAUSE H1Z1 HAS EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING LOVE ABOUT VIDEO GAMES.
LIKE:
ZOMBIE CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATIONS
FUCKING RUNNING FOR HOURS ON END
AND GRATUITOUS YURI
So go and spend that $20 you were going to use to order pizza for one and join us in a post-apocalyptic rural America, where we will rob people and make them take off their clothes for our entertainment.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/295110/
SEE YOU GUYS ON TEAMSPEAK TONIGHT.
