Well, as a general rule, anyone naming themselves "The" anything gets overlooked. BUT, due to your high level Kitty in HKO, we will attempt to overlook this small insight. As I understand it, (if i'm wrong, then please let me know) but participating in PvP in HKO is strongly frowned upon and could actually result in the loss of XP in game. So your fear of PvP is rightly justified. BUT KNOW THIS! Failure to participate in VINDICTIVES PvP nights can, and shall, be frowned upon. With that said, the other Officers and myself and felt that we shouldn't look down our noses at you because of this. We have a solution for you, should you choose to take this path instead.
Let me first turn you to a thread that we think may shed a little light onto what we will have you be doing for us instead.
http://vindictive.guildportal.com/Guild.aspx?GuildID=81268&ForumID=377907&TabID=700172&TopicID=6036719&Page=1
Thats right. We would like (very much so) for you to become our first, full time, Furry! You might ask yourself, whats in it for me? I respond with this simple answer.
VINDICTIVE.
But, Stomp, What do you mean. Its quite simple. With this undertaking of being our first full time furry, you will have not only me, but ALL of the rest of Vindictive inside you! Thats right, Balls (and sometimes elbows) deep! Who could ask for more, amirite?!!? Along with gaining the Furry of the Millennium award, you will also get the illustrious guild rank of "Furry Bicycle". Why bicycle? CAUSE EVERYONE WILL GET TO RIDE YOU! Think of it like a forever banana seat ride. Unless you get to Spine, then its more like a fig, or a fun size Tootsie Roll. Aside from that, I think that you'll find the fringe benefits quite to your liking. Some (not all) are as follows:
1. Your choice of Pillows OR riding crops to bite down on while "mid-stride"
2. Duct or electrical tape as needed so suppress the cries of "happiness" while doing your civic duty as "Furry Bicycle"
3. 50% of your dry cleaning bills will be paid for by Guild bank, and the the other 50% will be paid for my the Officers.
4. Bi-Monthly Dr's visits for "Re-Hymenal" procedures, which of course, will be paid for in full by Vindictive . See link for questions regarding this procedure
Here
5. All the Rohypnol Smoothies that you can drink.
6. Copious amounts of Kleenex brand facial tissues (although you will have to share with your evening partner(s) as they figure out what they are doing at that moment
7. A 100% paid for, in full, allowance for new costumes, leather pieces, lube and other various items that you feel will help you in your quest to be the very best Furry Bicycle that you can be.
8. Your own bathroom/closet that you will be required to use, for hygienic reasons of course.
And last, but CERTAINLY not least!
VINDICTIVES NAME ABOVE YOUR HEAD! Think of it like a great big "teabag" that you will always be able to look up into and gaze into will awe and hope!
So, with all this said, please post a response as to whether or not this rough outline will suffice for your imminent assimilation into the greatest Guild this world has ever seen. EVER.
Thank you again for taking the time to apply with us, and like our forefather has so rightly said numerous times in the past, Thanks for coming out!
