Everything is fine.

[brti]

As you all care so much about her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, you will be relieved to know that the British police force foiled an attempted terror plot against the Queen herself.

Now it is common during a time of distress to put on the kettle, and get out the Hobnobs, to help sooth the nerves.

Sauces:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29955066

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29975107

 

[Wumaduce]

I'll stab her. With my penis.

Edit - I forgot, Fuck you Andy.

 

[the8bits]

lel we all know the queen is an anamatronic