Fooood!

[Da Kream]

I need a good recipe for some fried rice. Throw some recipes my way!

 

[brti]

https://www.youtube.com/user/foodwishes ... fried+rice

 

[Cyendia]

Are you high?

 

[Da Kream]

I JUST WANT RICE AND I TRUST NO1 IN MY HOUSE TO MAKE IT (but the meds are pretty nice so it is entirely possible).

Let this mark the day when Andy was more useful than Darra!

 

[Wumaduce]

Darra might have been asking if you were high because she knows a great high recipe for rice. Andy is British. Fuck Andy.

 

[Tryden]

What if one day Duce is sitting there, at work, when he gets an email that there is a new boss at the company. Duce is soon called into the boss' office, where he thinks he'll get a friendly introduction.

But that's when he sees him. The new boss.

It's Andy.

"Fuck Andy?" Andy says, as he starts unbuckling his belt and unzipping his pants, closing the door behind Duce.

"No, fuck you."

The entire workplace keep their heads down as Duce's muffled cries permeate the thin cubicle walls.

 

[.SPiNE]

Wait, I don't get it, Tryden. I understand that Duce is crying because his boss is yelling at him, possibly firing him, but why unzip his pants?

 

[Rumble Kittie]

And we explore another chapter of the Vindictive fan fic...

 

[Wumaduce]

Tryden, you have it all wrong. My "muffled cries" wouldn't be muffled, or cries at all. I'd be screaming "FUCK ME QUEEN LIZ! FUCK ME LIKE YOU FUCK CHARLES!" because that's how Andy and I roll.

 

[brti]

Tryden, you have it all wrong. My "muffled cries" wouldn't be muffled, or cries at all. I'd be screaming "FUCK ME QUEEN LIZ! FUCK ME LIKE YOU FUCK CHARLES!" because that's how Andy and I roll.

The Queen fucking her son? Well, they are quite the incestuous lot now aren't they?