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I moved in with my Girlfriend

Aemon Algiz

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Hi everyone,

I know I have been somewhat absent the past few weeks but that's mainly because I have been busy finding love which is something none of you betas will ever do, because all you will ever find with women is the friendzone. I personally am an alpha male and have armies or women lining up to date me (UNLESS YOU'RE APPARENTLY FUCKING RED HEADS WHO THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME).

Anyway, the past few months, I got to know a woman named Dawn. She is a 29 year old human female who measures five feet and five inches tall, has red hair, and owns her own business. We met through a mutual friend shortly after the Emily massacre and quickly grew closer. I had found her extremely attractive though I didn't think she liked me back so I continued my search for love away from her until eventually two and a half months ago we started getting flirty and decided to go on a few dates.

My friends and family, close and extended, had all met her and really liked her which made it a nice transition from friends to dating. Her family also likes me (I guess they're probably insane) and that also helped quite a bit. So, I ended up spending the last two and a half months living in her house and kind of just letting my house rot. So, I am now renting out my house (found tenants last week) and am living in her house.

She gave me one of the rooms to turn into an office, so I did. Since I feel rather like a boy living at home again I treated my office as such and have covered in posters of fandoms, slutty women, and cars.

That's about it.

Love,
Aemon
 
Aemon Algiz said:
Since I feel rather like a boy living at home again I treated my office as such and have covered in posters of fandoms, slutty women, and cars.


...so he's dating his Mother?
 
Aemon Algiz said:
...we started getting flirty and decided to go on a few dates.

If by flirty you mean need to get a room on facebook, ok.

Aemon Algiz said:
Her family also likes me (I guess they're probably insane)

Clearly you are a demon who has fooled them into liking you by altering their memories.

Aemon Algiz said:
So, I ended up spending the last two and a half months living in her house

DOES IT LOOK LIKE A MAGAZINE?! If not, how ARE you surviving this?

Aemon Algiz said:
have covered in posters of fandoms, slutty women, and cars.

I take back my last comment, this is clearly not a magazine room. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO YOU, AEMON?

Aemon Algiz said:
Love,
Aemon

Hate,
Darra
 
Lord Tryden said:
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