LOL ANOTHER DATING APP POST
There you are, sitting in an open concept downtown cafe, its liberal use of glass and imported European wood making you feel like the bohemian you know you are. You have your copy of No One Belongs Here More Than You by Miranda July open on the table. This is your third read through. God you love this book.
Everything is perfect and then he walks through the door.
"WHAT THE HELL IS A CORTADO," he exclaims loudly, looking at the menu in the slack-jawed manner you have become accustomed to. You've become accustomed to a lot of things. Like his stained Sex Pistols t-shirts. And his habit of kind of just lying there now in bed.
This is your life. This man will father your children. They will likely go on to be heroin addicts.
If only you had met your cosmopolitan husband on Coffee Meets Bagel, an innovative dating app labelled as "for women, by women."
Well now you can. On Thursday, CMB launched in Toronto, making its Canadian debut. It's steadily rolling out across new cities. Its founders turned down $30 MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS from Mark Cuban because they're so confident that their app is going to be huge.
Here are the founders.
So what is Coffee Meets Bagel? Well, first, don't ask me questions, I'm speaking here and I'm much more interesting than you. SECOND. CMB is a dating app that is doing away with the shallow swiping and plenty-of-fish-in-the-sea attitude of most online dating websites/apps.
CMB will pair you up with someone based on commonalities. That's getting "coffee." You have 24 hours to decide if you want to match them. If you don't, you get a new pairing at noon the next day (this is when the app resets daily). If you do match, you have seven days to talk with them. You have to decide if you want to meet/exchange numbers with your match within seven days or they DISAPPEAR FOREVER.
Sounds fun, RIGHT? You'll have the opportunity to meet fun men and women, like the girl in the link below!
http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me ... 11-minutes
(when a predatory alien species finally comes to wipe this sad planet of our presence, they will cite that article as the last straw that triggered their invasion)
Anyway, I need someone to download this app. It is available in all cities in the U.S., and recently launched in Sydney, Australia, London, U.K. and as of today, Toronto, Canada. If you live somewhere else, fuck you.
ALRIGHT PLEASE SIGN UP IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE A REVIEWER. GOOD LUCK MEETING YOUR BAGELS.
https://coffeemeetsbagel.com/
There you are, sitting in an open concept downtown cafe, its liberal use of glass and imported European wood making you feel like the bohemian you know you are. You have your copy of No One Belongs Here More Than You by Miranda July open on the table. This is your third read through. God you love this book.
Everything is perfect and then he walks through the door.
it's your husband/boyfriend lol
"WHAT THE HELL IS A CORTADO," he exclaims loudly, looking at the menu in the slack-jawed manner you have become accustomed to. You've become accustomed to a lot of things. Like his stained Sex Pistols t-shirts. And his habit of kind of just lying there now in bed.
This is your life. This man will father your children. They will likely go on to be heroin addicts.
If only you had met your cosmopolitan husband on Coffee Meets Bagel, an innovative dating app labelled as "for women, by women."
Well now you can. On Thursday, CMB launched in Toronto, making its Canadian debut. It's steadily rolling out across new cities. Its founders turned down $30 MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS from Mark Cuban because they're so confident that their app is going to be huge.
Here are the founders.
So what is Coffee Meets Bagel? Well, first, don't ask me questions, I'm speaking here and I'm much more interesting than you. SECOND. CMB is a dating app that is doing away with the shallow swiping and plenty-of-fish-in-the-sea attitude of most online dating websites/apps.
CMB will pair you up with someone based on commonalities. That's getting "coffee." You have 24 hours to decide if you want to match them. If you don't, you get a new pairing at noon the next day (this is when the app resets daily). If you do match, you have seven days to talk with them. You have to decide if you want to meet/exchange numbers with your match within seven days or they DISAPPEAR FOREVER.
Sounds fun, RIGHT? You'll have the opportunity to meet fun men and women, like the girl in the link below!
http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me ... 11-minutes
(when a predatory alien species finally comes to wipe this sad planet of our presence, they will cite that article as the last straw that triggered their invasion)
Anyway, I need someone to download this app. It is available in all cities in the U.S., and recently launched in Sydney, Australia, London, U.K. and as of today, Toronto, Canada. If you live somewhere else, fuck you.
ALRIGHT PLEASE SIGN UP IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE A REVIEWER. GOOD LUCK MEETING YOUR BAGELS.
https://coffeemeetsbagel.com/
