Actually, there’s this one guy who literally goes on a date every single night at one of my bars, and I know his drink progression order. They get stronger if the date’s going well, and weaker if it’s not. He starts with a beer, and tells his date, “Oh this place is great!” He has almost the exact same conversation every night. It’s kind of eerie. Then he’ll get a shot and she’ll be like, “Oh my God, doing shots, you’re so crazy!” and he’s like, “You should do one too!” If she’s into it, then the drinks will get stronger, and he’ll say, “You should get a crazy cocktail!” But if she doesn’t want a shot, he’ll go back to beer. Then he’ll have a seltzer with lime. Then she leaves, and he’ll take like four shots in a row and just wallow.
