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My sudden, unexplained absence

X_Stomp_X

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Hey Vindictive and family.  I havent been around a lot due to medical issues.  Ive been laid up in bed for about 2 1/2 weeks now, and the end doesnt seem to be in the reasonble future.  I will explain.

During my stint in the US Navy ( 10 years to be exact ), I was required to take innoculations for Anthrax (no, not the band) due to my security clearance and my theatre of opperations (no, I cant go into them for at least another 72 years (no joke)).  Some how, in the grand scheme that is my life, I contracted H1N1.  No clue how or where, and no one in my immediate circle of RL friends or family did.  Its a mystery, a really REALLY shitty mystery.  For those who do not know what it is, besides the obvious Pig Fucker jokes, here are a few links

WEB MD

WIKI

TL;DR version:  Its basically an influenza (flu) virus that is comprised of 4 different types of flu. In otherwords, its like the Godzilla of influenza.

Somehow, the H1N1 and my anthrax innoculations decided to get together and fuck, thus making me into a sniveling little pile of weak dieing Stomp.  After figuring out thats what happened to me (by the way, I have to apologize to Sigma, and any other currently active duty personnel, for perhaps having to get another set of Anthrax shots) the doctors figured that they just had to give me ANOTHER anthrax shot.  It killed it off (the bad antibodies in my system), but not without having caused some damage to my system.

Basically, it caused a mini AIDS.  Before you joke and make fun, please note that this isnt a laughing matter.  For about a week, I lived in a bubble.  Almosr litterally.  I had to talk to family from behind glass.  Not fun.  But I convinced them that I would be fine at home and that I would stay clean and healthy.  I lied apparently and 2 days after getting home I got toncilitus.  GG Stomp, GG.

Last night I logged into GW2 for a while and attempted to talk on Vent, and I sounded like a 70 year old man lol.  Im a fucking wreck.

I know this is a shit-tastic story to tell you guys, but as far as im concerned, Vindictive and Family are one in the same.

I dont want sympathy or anything like that, I just felt that I should let you guys know whats going on, and why I havent been online or anything.  I am getting better, and regaining strength every day.  I found the strength in the last few days to make a pair of boots, that I may or may not be able to use this coming Ren Faire season, and I posted this pictures to my Facbook for any of you that want to see them lol.

Basically, dont think I've abandoned you guys or my eHome Vindictive.  Im just sick for the time being
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Thanks for your time, guys and gals, and keep Vindictives name infamous

Stomp
 
This kind of weak shit is something I'd expect from a Canadian, Stomp, not from you.  Get the fuck better and stop being a bitch.

lots of love!

::coughPigFuckercough::
 
Damn, that really sucks and I hope there are no more hitches in your recovery. I did 6 years in the Air Force and remember those Anthrax shots well--though it was the Smallpox vaccine that almost did me in. Never let a dumb E-1 expiriment on you with a needle lol. I got 3x the normal dose (on a side note the deleriuos fever dreams were pretty cool from what I remember). 

Take care Stomp!
 
STOMP IS PATIENT ZERO. IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE HE TURNS AND THEN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE BEGINS.

No, but seriously bro, I hope you recover soon. This has to be the shittiest-sounding illness ever. Of all time. And I complained when I got Swine Ful. AT LEAST IT WASN'T THIS.

I'll send you medicinal beer to help speed the recovery.
 
X_Stomp_X said:
Hey Vindictive and family.  I havent been around a lot due to medical issues.  Ive been laid up in bed for about 2 1/2 weeks now, and the end doesnt seem to be in the reasonble future.  I will explain.

During my stint in the US Navy ( 10 years to be exact ), I was required to take innoculations for Anthrax (no, not the band) due to my security clearance and my theatre of opperations (no, I cant go into them for at least another 72 years (no joke)).  Some how, in the grand scheme that is my life, I contracted H1N1.  No clue how or where, and no one in my immediate circle of RL friends or family did.  Its a mystery, a really REALLY shitty mystery.  For those who do not know what it is, besides the obvious Pig Fucker jokes, here are a few links

WEB MD

WIKI

TL;DR version:  Its basically an influenza (flu) virus that is comprised of 4 different types of flu. In otherwords, its like the Godzilla of influenza.

Somehow, the H1N1 and my anthrax innoculations decided to get together and fuck, thus making me into a sniveling little pile of weak dieing Stomp.  After figuring out thats what happened to me (by the way, I have to apologize to Sigma, and any other currently active duty personnel, for perhaps having to get another set of Anthrax shots) the doctors figured that they just had to give me ANOTHER anthrax shot.  It killed it off (the bad antibodies in my system), but not without having caused some damage to my system.

Basically, it caused a mini AIDS.  Before you joke and make fun, please note that this isnt a laughing matter.  For about a week, I lived in a bubble.  Almosr litterally.  I had to talk to family from behind glass.  Not fun.  But I convinced them that I would be fine at home and that I would stay clean and healthy.  I lied apparently and 2 days after getting home I got toncilitus.  GG Stomp, GG.

Last night I logged into GW2 for a while and attempted to talk on Vent, and I sounded like a 70 year old man lol.  Im a fucking wreck.

I know this is a shit-tastic story to tell you guys, but as far as im concerned, Vindictive and Family are one in the same.

I dont want sympathy or anything like that, I just felt that I should let you guys know whats going on, and why I havent been online or anything.  I am getting better, and regaining strength every day.  I found the strength in the last few days to make a pair of boots, that I may or may not be able to use this coming Ren Faire season, and I posted this pictures to my Facbook for any of you that want to see them lol.

Basically, dont think I've abandoned you guys or my eHome Vindictive.  Im just sick for the time being
face_happy.gif


Thanks for your time, guys and gals, and keep Vindictives name infamous

Stomp



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Sorry I had to... Anyways I have not had the pleasure to game with you yet, but I hope you a speedy recovery and look forward to seeing you in game or on Vent...

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Shit, I just saw this and here I was thinking you were fine and dandy since your ass was being tagged in faire pics....if you need anything or want to talk, you know how to get ahold of me, God speed on the path to 100% health once again bro. &nbsp;Your in my prayers and best wishes to you mang.
 
I'm glad to hear that you're getting better! It's shitty and awful to think that you were so ill. You may want to check your place for Voodoo dolls and visit a Gypsy lady to check and see if anyone hexed you.
In order to keep you from getting overly bored, I'm composing a list of Things That Will Amuse. Will post it later, to up my spam count.
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In other news, did you hear that Tryden is challenging my spam ranking? Can you believe??
 
Well, it didn't take long for this nice thread for Stomp to get filled with furries.&nbsp;

...that being said, hope you feel better soon, Stomp!
 
Hock said:
Shit, I just saw this and here I was thinking you were fine and dandy since your ass was being tagged in faire pics....if you need anything or want to talk, you know how to get ahold of me, God speed on the path to 100% health once again bro. &nbsp;Your in my prayers and best wishes to you mang.

The pictures that youre seeing are from November, but I thank you
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&nbsp; Im feeling a lot better lately.&nbsp; Ive been up and about more and more and im sure that ill be back in the swing of things in no time.

my thanks go out to all of you.&nbsp;
 
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