On behalf of the Royal Family an apology...

[brti]

So if you did not know already, the fair womb of the Duchess of Cambridge, Catherine Middleton has been graced with the presence of another royal child. Now of course this will mean that American media is going to bang on about this new child until it is born, they will go on about its gender, its name, whether or not the Prince George will get along with his new sibling. And so on behalf of the royal family I would like to issue a formal apology for what the contents of American media is going to be like in the coming months.

No doubt this obviously means that the American government Illuminati are hiding something, why else would they fill your media with news about the royal family?

Prince George's reaction to this news:

 

[unother]

We are just really excited because one of those unholy spawns will be the downfall of the queen her self. The colonies will cheer as the spawn of satan himself is born from between her legs!

 

[Tryden]

*checks watch*

Weird, Duce usually shows up around now to make a fuck you Andy post

Do you guys think he's dead y/n

 

[brti]

*checks watch*

Weird, Duce usually shows up around now to make a fuck you Andy post

Do you guys think he's dead y/n

Not dead, maybe he's currently in transit to my current location to actually fuck me.

 

[Cyendia]

*checks watch*

Weird, Duce usually shows up around now to make a fuck you Andy post

Do you guys think he's dead y/n

He's #toocoolforschoolvideogames.

 

[Wumaduce]

Andy, I masturbate while thinking about your pale scrawny ass every night.

Fuck you.

 

[Cyendia]

Andy, I masturbate while thinking about your pale scrawny ass every night.

Not shocked.