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SOOOOO........tera

.SPiNE said:
Currently playing Tera with quite a few people from Vindictive. Sigma, Avis, Elroy, Olcan, Zaz and probably some others. Come join us!
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You play elin don't you
 
Well I am now apart the Tera cult following. now I get to be a fat little wolf cub. witch I feel is sooo wrong.
Cause I wanted a wolf cub with a star fox feel to it.
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but that didn't work out so well.
 
This is a great game! 

Here's my review:

Graphics: 1/10

Some good designs, but ultimately, your visual style is rendered null when one of the playable races makes a significant part of your playerbase registered sex offenders.

Storyline: 0/10

The story is that this is all a fucking dream. Thanks for showing up, TERA writers.

Combat: 1/10

It's an active combat system, but that doesn't matter because all the monsters in the game respond so slowly they might as well be on Ketamine.

Lasting appeal: 0/10

This game is like getting drunk and taking home a prostitute. It all looks good and you're having a blast until you sober up, at which point you notice she's in her 40's and was tucking it in the whole time.

Final verdict: 0.5/10
 
Lord Tryden said:
This is a great game! 

Here's my review:

Graphics: 1/10

Some good designs, but ultimately, your visual style is rendered null when one of the playable races makes a significant part of your playerbase registered sex offenders.

Storyline: 0/10

The story is that this is all a fucking dream. Thanks for showing up, TERA writers.

Combat: 1/10

It's an active combat system, but that doesn't matter because all the monsters in the game respond so slowly they might as well be on Ketamine.

Lasting appeal: 0/10

This game is like getting drunk and taking home a prostitute. It all looks good and you're having a blast until you sober up, at which point you notice she's in her 40's and was tucking it in the whole time.

Final verdict: 0.5/10
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let's not forget their attempt at furriness
0/10 you know. The mmo vanguard had it's
down sides. But I had one hell of a cool looking fox
ruining around.
 
I have to say that there are some borderline NSFW moments in this game, e.g., the lara croft moment on noob island.
 
this game is shit.  pure shit.

really surprised you're wasting time with it.

i'd personally rather drink urine than play Tera.  
 
Lord Tryden said:
This game is like getting drunk and taking home a prostitute. It all looks good and you're having a blast until you sober up, at which point you notice she's in her 40's and was tucking it in the whole time.
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This nicely sums up MMORPGs in general.

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