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Talledega Days and Nights....

Armai

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 Ok guys the race is getting ready to start and I am in one of the many V.I.P. boxes here on my laptop. So something that I thought was my bosses nice gesture for screwing my crew  concert up has actually changed to a buisness trip. At 10 this morning I had to go pick up some clients at the airport, and you knw what these bastards dont speak a word of english( and sadly the person who talks between us and make it all work was 2 hours late). Unfortunately for me I was asleep in French class. Anyhow I began to wonder why do these french guys want to do buisness around a NASCAR race? I mean these guys look like the F-1 type of guys you know all buisness suited an everything.

Well come to find out they are on a vacation and want the "Authentic American Experience". So here is my plan I have a few of my people finding me some of the greasiest places to eat around here and show them some of the local wildlife i.e. the Southern tour of Rednecks and Wife beaters. We have our hotel in Atlanta so I figure a strip club in the bad part of town maybe on the agenda the kind where the women dont shave their legs or mustaches, HA!

Anyhow I am watching these bloated bastards polish off their fifth bottle of Champainge, go these guys are shoving anything that doesnt move in thier mouth for food, disgusting. Anyhow I will see you guys Sunday night, I am flying back from Atlanta (Rental cars are awesome you do not have to drive them back home).

And yes I will have a great time, I just hate mixing buisness w pleasure.
 
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Armai said:
 I just hate mixing buisness w pleasure.
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</div><div>What do you think a marriage is?  What do us men get out of a marriage that we otherwise cannot get from just having a gf?  Screwed in the ass if we get divorced?  Pretty much it.</div><div>
</div><div>SPiNE is marrying Ivy nonetheless btw <3.  Prenup babe?</div>
 
Ok Ivy thanks for Hijacking my thread!!!

Ok so we are gonna sit around here for a couple of hours after the race to let these guys get their drink on, plus traffice can be a bitch for about the first hour or so. The race was great but the ending sucked ass,&nbsp; once agian someone refuses to race Jr. cleanly to prevent the pass but meh I would do it as well.

So tonights agenda is to go get some food, take these guys to some historical sights in Atlanta like maybe the Olympic place, show them where the american terrost planted his Boom, Boom.

Nah serioulsy I suppose I will wait to see what these guys want to do, if it is some kind of theatre I will kill myself.
 
&nbsp;Ok guys just wanted to post about my adv. for the day. The good news as I said I have my laptop the bad news is I cannot play WAR on this thing. Anyhow been a really long day, hope everyone has had as much fun as I have. I am turning in now and I will see you guys tommorrow when I return home from the race, should be like 11 or midnight somewhere in there. Anyways have a wonderful day tommorrow.
 
This is clearly an attempt to spam the forums till he reaches as many posts as us.
 
Ivy- said:
This is clearly an attempt to spam the forums till he reaches as many posts as us.
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</div><div>QFT.</div><div>
</div><div>Don't worry, we will reply to every single one of his posts, therefore he will always be a constant number of posts behind us.</div><div>
</div><div>//genius</div>
 
if your in atlanta a REALLY NICE exspensive restraunt to visit is the Imperial Fez &nbsp;

nice authentic morrocan experience complete with belly dancer and sitting on the floor and all organic foods

make sure you tell them your bringing me along XD
 
Nice, well getting ready for another long day guys, but hey I get to combine my two favorite things Racing and Work. Lol well atleast one of them. Thanks Tai will have to check it out are you in Atlante?
 
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Ok guys back at the track, and here we go agian. Man these guys are pounding back the booze really hard, when we took&nbsp; them out last night I watched them drink and thought shit if I drank that much there is no telling where my clothes would be. Any how Tai I may have to stay till Wednesday here after the race. If so maybe we can meet up for lunch or something.

Well guys we have a meet and greet to go do with the drivers before the race I will be sure to get plenty of pictures and post them for ya. And no we did not go to the strip club last night, or I would have pics. LoL laters.
 
I just remember, ESPN Zone in Atlanta has awesome food, and is very American... It's near the Olympic park I think... Been a few years since I've been there. I went to school about an hour up i-85 from the outer edges of Atlanta, but didn't actually go into the city itself much.
 
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