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The Frooz Daily (But Not Really) Volume I

FROOZ!

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<blockquote>So, I went to go buy my daily 40oz at the local Quicker Liquor about an hour ago.

Let me backtrack a bit - I've been going to this liquor store for about 7 years, but not very frequently until these past few years when I discovered The Art of Boozing. The owner is a nice enough guy, and he keeps his prices lower than the surrounding liquor stores. I think he might not have a good memory for people.

Anyway, I went to purchase my beverages and the man asks me, "Is that your daughter out there?" This in itself isn't that strange, I've been asked many times in my life if the rugrats I'm entertaining are my own. I'm a 'mothery' person. So I looked out the window, expecting so see some adorable kid in the passenger seat of a car. Didn't happen. Instead, I look out the window and see a snotty 15 year old girl in pajama pants blasting substandard rap-hop in the front of a pickup truck.


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TT_TT Can I say FML? Is that allowed? I'm only 24 years old - I am WAY too young for that kind of shit. Last month when I went to a new liquor store the cashier didn't believe that my I.D. was mine. The picture on it was taken when I was 17. I don't think I'll be pondering the implications of this for very long, it's too depressing. Is this what it feels like to get old? Where is the "Opt Out" button?
(This is where I steal a concept that I like and try to play it off like I made it up so that I look cool. Is it working?) This game sucks. I'm leveling too fast, the drops stink, and the end game content frankly disturbs me. Also, the crafting system is waaaay too expensive.


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Captain's Log


It is 12:31am on a Thursday morning. I have two shots of tequila lined up on my desk, with some diet snapple powder shit dissolved into a water bottle (actually they're two tiny water bottles. They look absolutely ridiculous.) for a chaser. There is no one on vent - excepting the WoW strangers. Xfire is equally unpopulated. Jared is playing CO, and Renek is AFK. I am both buzzed and bored. Bootsy.

12:37am - krrrrrruuugghhhhhh! Remind me not to drink tequila. It might be THE foulest liquor on the planet.&nbsp; UT2K4 is running in the background. Am I ignoring it because I secretly want to have more time logged in Xfire? Or did I just set the AI too low and get bored? In other news, my cat looks like an alien.

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gorbella said:
<blockquote> I've been going to this liquor store for about 7 years ........... I'm only 24 years old

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frooz how could you fool an innocent liquor clerk into selling you alcohol at age 17 tsk tsk
 
It's such a travesty to see or hear about the sale of alcohol to society's elderly citizens.  It's like they haven't anything left to live for after a life of broken dreams and empty promises.  If only they could see past their own cyicism and teach all of us who're still lithe and young and full of spirit.  Such a travesty.
 
gorbella said:
It is 12:31am on a Thursday morning.  There is no one on vent - excepting the WoW strangers. Xfire is equally unpopulated. Jared is playing CO, and Renek is AFK.
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</div><div>There was like five people on all talking at that time last night >_></div>
 
masterjedijared said:
gorbella said:
It is 12:31am on a Thursday morning. &nbsp;There is no one on vent - excepting the WoW strangers. Xfire is equally unpopulated. Jared is playing CO, and Renek is AFK.
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</div><div>There was like five people on all talking at that time last night >_>
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Pardon. I meant PST, which makes that later in the morning for you folks.
 
Taichiwhisperblades said:
gorbella said:
<blockquote> I've been going to this liquor store for about 7 years ........... I'm only 24 years old

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frooz how could you fool an innocent liquor clerk into selling you alcohol at age 17 tsk tsk
That clerk is not innocent, and in my defense I was only getting cancer sticks. Much less of a crime. I had a bad experience (.. actually several of them. I'm a slow learner when it comes to my own self) with alcohol as a youth so I didn't start drinking again until I was 20.
 
gorbella said:
Xfire is equally unpopulated

You mean like this??
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