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The Protector Forum Super Happy Fun Time Furry Fan-Fic

Aemon Algiz

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Hai guise,

I think we should write a fan fiction for the Protector forums that consists of this concept: We make the forumites furries who hate everyone but themselves, because they feel that they're somehow special for being the only furries around.

Something along these lines:

One day Rastafari-Furry walked into the Protector forum lounge and beheld the most horrible thing he has ever seen, and being a furry he couldn't help but want to talk to the huge blubbering loser. He went up to her and said, "Interesting..." She responded to him, "HI MY NAME IS SOONER AND I LIKE DOGS AND STUFF, AND I ACT LIKE A FORTY YEAR OLD WOMAN BUT I'M REALLY A COLLEGE KID, BUT DON'T LET THAT STOP YOU FROM THINKING I'M SOMEHOW SUPERIOR TO YOU."

Rastafari-Furry said, "Interesting... want to go out?" Sooner responded, "If I were to go out on a date with you, that would mean that I wouldn't develop into the 40 year old virgin with hundreds of cats I desire to be."
 
RE: The Protector Forum Super Happy Fun Time Furry Fa...

Just from that one comment alone I'm glad I never bothered paying attention to the forums or jello shooters and such. Ah wells life goes on. But I'm all for making fun of idiots
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RE: The Protector Forum Super Happy Fun Time Furry Fa...

Rastafurry. If Rastafari man was a furry, his name would be Rastafurry
 
RE: The Protector Forum Super Happy Fun Time Furry Fa...

Aemon Algiz said:
Hai guise,

I think we should write a fan fiction for the Protector forums that consists of this concept: We make the forumites furries who hate everyone but themselves, because they feel that they're somehow special for being the only furries around.

Something along these lines:

One day Rastafari-Furry walked into the Protector forum lounge and beheld the most horrible thing he has ever seen, and being a furry he couldn't help but want to talk to the huge blubbering loser. He went up to her and said, "Interesting..." She responded to him, "HI MY NAME IS SOONER AND I LIKE DOGS AND STUFF, AND I ACT LIKE A FORTY YEAR OLD WOMAN BUT I'M REALLY A COLLEGE KID, BUT DON'T LET THAT STOP YOU FROM THINKING I'M SOMEHOW SUPERIOR TO YOU."

Rastafari-Furry said, "Interesting... want to go out?" Sooner responded, "If I were to go out on a date with you, that would mean that I wouldn't develop into the 40 year old virgin with hundreds of cats I desire to be."

Rastafurry then states," I think we should have some cyber."  Sooner responds,"The sooner the better!"  Rastafurry replies,"Interesting........."
 
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