The Unauthorized Biography of Dominion X as told to ...
Many, many and many moons ago it was an age of great darkness and the future seemed uncertain. It was a time of wars and rumors of wars. Great civil unrest and turmoil divided the land. The moon was full on a dark and starless night of the 6th of june 1966 !. When the Sisters of Saint Thomas discovered a glowie white baby on the convent door steps in the city of "Lost Angeles".
The Sisters did not have the heart to turn away this strange child, so they turned to Padre Santos. The "good" Padre took the child and spoke "I will raise this child and teach it the true ways of the church". He said "I will name this child Mario X, our Church needs a mascot". The sisters looked baffled, "Why the strange name" the sisters asked? The Padre responded, "Mario was the name of my pet dog and X for the unknown parent or parents" as he laughs.
So the child was locked in a cell or room for years only to come out on 25th of December for "The nativity scene" there little "X" laid naked for the church goers to see. This continues for years until he can no longer can fit in the manger. Then one night the old Padre said "it is time". Young Mario X said "for what"?. The Padre responded "follow me". The old priest waived his hand and the book case moved slowly revealing a secret passage way.
Slowly they both walked down into the darkness of the stairs. Revealing the old man's dungeon with all sorts of medieval torture devices and a new sony video camera. "I will teach you the ways of the Dark Powers to prepare you for the trials". Young Mario X said ''WTF!". The Padre laughed and said "From now on you are in my DOMINION"! The years have passed again and the sisters on certain nights heard screaming and barking at the full moon. "Who's your daddy"! the old man screams. Thus was born DOMINION X !
Years have passed since both pupil and teacher mysteriously disappeared from the church dungeon. When late one night Nosferatu was flipping through the cable channels and noticed the young gay porno star "Dominion X" in action. "Eeeeuw" said Nos!. "What acrobatics and agility this youngling has"?. So Nos flew to L.A. to seek out this "porno star."
Late into the night in West Hollywood Nosferatu walks the streets after feeding his vampiric thirst for blood finds his target, Dominion X singing autographs at a gay bar. ''I have come for you." says Nos. "Talk to my agent", replies Dom. Nos laughs, "NO, search your feeling". "It was I who dropped you off at the orphanage or church under the care of that vile priest". "NOOOO"!, cries Dom. Nos. explains,"Yes I am your father", "In my many experiments to perfect the vampiric gene I cross bread you from a goat". Dom. stairs at him and says "WTF"!?. Nos laughs,"well I was drunk that night." Dom. looks confused,"You mean sex with a goat"? Nos. gets angry, "NO YOU FOOL, I USED A TEST TUBE YOU PERV."!. TO BE CONTINUED.
Many, many and many moons ago it was an age of great darkness and the future seemed uncertain. It was a time of wars and rumors of wars. Great civil unrest and turmoil divided the land. The moon was full on a dark and starless night of the 6th of june 1966 !. When the Sisters of Saint Thomas discovered a glowie white baby on the convent door steps in the city of "Lost Angeles".
The Sisters did not have the heart to turn away this strange child, so they turned to Padre Santos. The "good" Padre took the child and spoke "I will raise this child and teach it the true ways of the church". He said "I will name this child Mario X, our Church needs a mascot". The sisters looked baffled, "Why the strange name" the sisters asked? The Padre responded, "Mario was the name of my pet dog and X for the unknown parent or parents" as he laughs.
So the child was locked in a cell or room for years only to come out on 25th of December for "The nativity scene" there little "X" laid naked for the church goers to see. This continues for years until he can no longer can fit in the manger. Then one night the old Padre said "it is time". Young Mario X said "for what"?. The Padre responded "follow me". The old priest waived his hand and the book case moved slowly revealing a secret passage way.
Slowly they both walked down into the darkness of the stairs. Revealing the old man's dungeon with all sorts of medieval torture devices and a new sony video camera. "I will teach you the ways of the Dark Powers to prepare you for the trials". Young Mario X said ''WTF!". The Padre laughed and said "From now on you are in my DOMINION"! The years have passed again and the sisters on certain nights heard screaming and barking at the full moon. "Who's your daddy"! the old man screams. Thus was born DOMINION X !
Years have passed since both pupil and teacher mysteriously disappeared from the church dungeon. When late one night Nosferatu was flipping through the cable channels and noticed the young gay porno star "Dominion X" in action. "Eeeeuw" said Nos!. "What acrobatics and agility this youngling has"?. So Nos flew to L.A. to seek out this "porno star."
Late into the night in West Hollywood Nosferatu walks the streets after feeding his vampiric thirst for blood finds his target, Dominion X singing autographs at a gay bar. ''I have come for you." says Nos. "Talk to my agent", replies Dom. Nos laughs, "NO, search your feeling". "It was I who dropped you off at the orphanage or church under the care of that vile priest". "NOOOO"!, cries Dom. Nos. explains,"Yes I am your father", "In my many experiments to perfect the vampiric gene I cross bread you from a goat". Dom. stairs at him and says "WTF"!?. Nos laughs,"well I was drunk that night." Dom. looks confused,"You mean sex with a goat"? Nos. gets angry, "NO YOU FOOL, I USED A TEST TUBE YOU PERV."!. TO BE CONTINUED.
