Who the F Are You?: Archeage Edition (AKA: The Intro Thread)

[Cyendia]

Gabe made me do it. *Copies and pastes from GW2 Intro*

My real name is Vicky, I'm 289 [ETA: shit, I got older since I posted this] and live in Delaware [ETA: Stay away from me, Zoned]. I'm engaged to some foolish Canadian (trollolol). I'm living with my parents (and my two younger brothers) to save money for the wedding and 6.5 days out of 7 I want to strangle at least one of them.

I work as a Senior Move Manager, which is a fancy way of saying that I help old people downsize and move into retirement/age restricted communities.

When I'm not playing video games [ETA: Because that's happened since I've joined Vindictive, lulz] I read a lot, mostly sci-fi/fantasy and historical fiction, and do crafty things like knitting and sewing.

The people here call me Darra, because I'm a scrub and decided that I wouldn't use my gamertag of 10 years when I started playing GW2 and met these fucks amazing people.

And, so I'm not reusing my GW2 Intro thread pictures (SINCE I'M NOT A SCRUB LIKE TRYDEN), here's one of my new engagement pictures.

Also, I hate this picture of me, but it's just for Tryden. <3

Spoiler: Spoiler

Hockey jersey is so unflattering, ugh.

 

[brti]

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Hi Vicky! A few things to start off with =]

1. Yes I replied to you because you're a girl, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Andy.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not your stereotypical guy. If anything I'll be the one in the kitchen .

 

[Wumaduce]

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Hi Vicky! A few things to start off with =]

1. Yes I replied to you because you're a girl, 'tis an awesome thing to see!

Andy wants to lose his virginity! Fuck you, Andy.

2. I'm Andy.

Fuck you, Andy.

3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not your stereotypical guy. If anything I'll be the one in the kitchen .

Cooking that shit British food that'll ruin her nice American teeth. Fuck you, Andy.

 

[Malietha Lavode]

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I'm Sean. 36 years old. Male. I go by Mal in the game.

I'm old and mean and hate everyone, so you can all piss off.

I'm sure I've posted a pic of my ruggedly handsome mug somewhere on this site, but i couldn't really give a shit to find it or to post another. If you do see it, though, I look exactly the fucking same. My hatred keeps me ageless.

Seriously. I look fucking fantastic for my age. I recently met up with a bunch of people from highschool and thought I had wandered into a fucking old folks home or something. So many damned wrinkles and sagging everywhere . . . except on me.

 

[GabeBaconStripz]

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Awwwww yaaaa intro time!

But ya I'm FreeBacon (fyi I'm the uglier one in the picture). You can just call me Gabe though.
If you can't tell what kind of asian I am:
1. Shame on you
2. Filipino

I currently live in the central valley of California. But was raised in a lovely place called Vallejo

IT'S A NICE PLACE I SWEAR AND I came out just fine.
Just don't come at me sideways.

Anyways I joined the guild 2 years ago(?) under guild wars 2. But I get easily turned on when someone calls me a cum dumpster or a limpdick so I stayed on.
But otherwise outside of gaming I'm a usual college student trying to get through life.

 

[phailtrain]

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Gabe, weird question but you wouldn't happen to have a cousin named Marc from Alameda, would you?

 

[GabeBaconStripz]

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Gabe, weird question but you wouldn't happen to have a cousin named Marc from Alameda, would you?

Not weird at all, BUT I can't really answer that question. Cuz the weird thing is my last name Viray is equivalent to having the last name of John except the blood relation is definite since it's the Philippines. So pretty much I meet relatives I've never met before. Soooo... yes it's possible I have a cousin/uncle Marc

 

[phailtrain]

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Ok Mr. Vijay, equivalent of John, I guess you're a different Gabe.

 

[phailtrain]

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I guess it's time to convince you i'm not a spy but newb behind my non-consequential existence in the guild.

Name is James. 34. You'll notice I speak with an accent, kinda like Scotty "yeah baby" Nguyen. That's because he's my cousin. No, not really, but we do share the same last name, probably because our ancestors were raped by some Lord from the Nguyen dynasty and forced to change our last name. Useless bastards, you really had to get the French involved? By I digress...

I'm from the SF Bay Area, have a Filipino friend named Marc in Alameda who has a cousin named Gabe. I guess there are a few Gabes around. (Who woulda thunk?) I make a living by being an IT programmer analyst, fancy term for "I sit on my fat ass and google for answers all day" really. But that pays the bill and it beats home remodeling, which I used to do, so there.

Has a nagging wife. Seems like everything I do is not good enough. All of the sudden I have to shower a few times a week and the floor is not the place for dirty laundry. Problem is she doesn't play MMO and has no idea how time consuming it is.

I'm new to AA and new to the guild. So far, I'm not too thrill about AA for the lack of PvE. I guess there's PvP left to do but that's like a good couple of months of grinding to 50 then grinding for gears. I'd have to find out what it's like to be a pirate hehe.

See y'all online later,
-J

PS. I'm only kidding about the wife. She's not like that. She's a great person and she makes me a better person. Also, she's right over my shoulder.

 

[Avisse]

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Omg, a thread where I can post more pictures of us!!!

I'm Avis. I like babies and food. I like making babies and making food. I'm a 25 year old not-so-desperate-housewife, who happens to play MMOs when our three the children aren't crying/fighting/making a mess or when Sigma lets me out of the kitchen. So in other words after 8pm is when you'll catch me. Dunno if I'll still play AA tho, I have my heart set on Black Desert, but I'll pop in to do w/e if Sigma makes me.

Obligatory pics..

 

[Cyendia]

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Your baby wants that ice cream so bad. XD

 

[Tryden]

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THIS IS THE BEST PICTURE EVER POSTED ON THIS SITE

 

[Aemon Algiz]

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Hi everyone,

I'm Aemon Algiz and I don't actually play any of the games this guild plays. I'm just here to troll.



This is me after an important election.

Bye