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Your Daily Songza

Grrrltastic for a new generation.

Not a big fan of the video (mouths are disgusting) but the song is good enough to overlook that, I think.

 
That might have been the worst blurb I've ever written for a song up there, by the way. I'm feeling all,
these days.


Anyway, Song of the day is this classic bitch, a forerunner in in-yo-face feminism.

 
I'm going to bump this so I remember to post my favourite songs from 2014.

But in the meantime. As much as I satirically pretend to like Lana Del Rey, she actually had one really good track on Ultraviolence. It's the least bullshit manufactured song I ever heard from her. That may actually be real nostalgia it's making me feel.

 
Funny story; today, after attempting to make myself more coffee (and failing miserably by pouring coffee grounds into the water reservoir,) I decided that the only sensible thing to do was to immerse myself in some Monica circa 1995. It was clearly going to be Just One of Dem Days.

My suspicions were confirmed when the one free Amazon Lending Library book I get per month turned out to be a dud. Who knew Stepbrother Billionaire would be "crapified" (<- actual term from the "novel.") So, after the blood drained from my face and I traipsed along the hall (<- another direct quote) to sit in front of my computer and change up the playlist, I found out that Bieber Fever had, at some point, breached Songza.

So this, ladies and gentlemen, is our Songza Of The Day. Happy fucking Valentines (and fuck grammar and logic and all of the rules governing the universe.)

http://songza.com/listen/a-valentine-from-justin-justinbieber/

Much love.

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edit: I just want to add, after I got done cleaning and sanitizing the entire coffee maker, (vinegar is a great coffee machine cleaner BTW) and ran a few water pots so it didn't smell of fish and chips, I was FINALLY ready for my cup of coffee. What did I do? I missed when I went to pour the water into the reservoir. Then, after cleaning that fun mess up, I forgot to account for the 1/2 inch of water that actually somehow made it into the machine, so I had coffee all over the counter from the overspill. BUT I HAVE MY MOTHERFUCKING CUP NOW. Come at me, universe.

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Eating my spinach crap and bouncing my ass. Today's Songza is http://songza.com/listen/hip-hop-trunk-rattlers-songza/, featuring


Note: http://cavemanketo.com/spinach-crap/ is fucking insanely delicious, and kickstarted a love-affair with spinach. Popeye and I will be waiting for youse guys to get on our level.

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Edit: Oh god, speaking of yams, my new favorite desert is baked sweet potato mashed with coconut milk and heavy cream. If you love yourself you'll try this someday.
 
Apparently Big Sean is super lame. My apologies, ladies. Hopefully a bunch of badass chicks with chips on their delicate angry shoulders will rectify that mishap. Today's Songza of the Day is Hell Hath No Fury, GoT style:
http://songza.com/listen/house-targaryen-hell-hath-no-fury-dynamofire/

featuring


(and a couple of songs I already posted.)

Mini Review time!~
Zombeavers: Cool Movie, or Coolest Movie?

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I usually don't watch scary movies. Something about this movie, however, appealed to me and so I agreed to watch it (Mr. Frooz was shocked.) We begin with an origin story of sorts, featuring a negligent Bill Burr (best Bill Burr is negligent Bill Burr.) Then we cut to the opening credits, which were some of the most visually appealing and entertaining I've seen in a long fucking time. So good, so far.
After we get all that mandatory shit out of the way, we get to the meat of the story - literally, tits and ass cheeks, and not much else in the way of flesh, as all good B-Movie starlets are. Lots of beaver jokes and titties and one particularly amusing whack-a-mole sequence later, I ended up in mild pain from laughing so hard and the movie ended with another appearance by Negligent Bill Burr.

I give this movie 5 out of 5 beaver dams. Would recommend.
 
I think it's been a few pages since I linked something truly, painfully hipster. So here you go.

Props to you if you get through all 17 minutes. It profoundly disturbed me.



From Pitchfork (ugh):

This is the sound of Alejandro Ghersi brushing so many SoundCloud pretenders clean off his shoulder and into the abyss, where a horde of starved lambs may or may not feast on their entrails. The amorphous, all-original 17-minute mix is called Sheep and it starts off on-message with brooding ambiance punctured by errant, unmistakable baa's from a flock that seems to have gotten lost somewhere between the farm and Pluto. These are not the cute baa's of campfire songs and kids' toys; in Arca's gnarled realm, the noises sheep make are quite fucking terrifying. I mean, have you ever seen a sheep's skull?! He might be onto something.

Soon enough, the animals are teleported to another dimension and, around the five-minute mark, Arca gives us something he so cruelly withheld on his debut album: a real knock, a beat set to rumble, not crumble. Of course, a little while later, it crumbles. But then it's replaced by brain scans and zero gravity and maybe an elephant caught in a black hole slow-dancing to a Future of R&B think-piece. (Naturally, weirdo of weirdos Robert Wyatt shows up in chopped-up form at some point.) A closing hymn is appropriate, because it makes no sense. What does make sense is the fact that this piece debuted as part of a fashion show strutting duds from an inevitable Fifth Element reboot. This is haute couture as malfunctioning bestial hybrid. Arca is still setting the trends; follow at your own risk.
 
Also because Arca made beats for Kanye and Bjork, I present to you this intersection of critical feminist commentary involving all three.

[tweet]https://twitter.com/tinysubversions/status/557964322945908736[/tweet]
 
Still spinning Joey's album a week after it dropped. NEW SCHOOL FLOW WITH THAT OLD SCHOOL SOUL.

(How hasn't this been taken down from YouTube yet?)


On an unrelated note, if I get reincarnated, I would like to come back as Taylor Swift's legs.
 

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I'm liking what I'm seeing here, guys. OBJECTIFY ALL THE HOT BODS.

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This song makes me feel good about life. New sound from everyone's favourite Baltimore indie band, Lower Dens.

(Dat chrous at 1:35)

 
Ok, so, I'm reading this comic called The Wicked And Divine for the first time, that I picked up during the Humble Image Bundle (What a great bundle that was!) and it's fucking amazing. If you only read one comic book this year, read Sex Criminals, for real that shit is hella funny, but if you read TWO, read this one!! You can pick that shit up in a torrent if you don't want to shell out the cash for it. Use CDisplayEx to read it on the PC. Alternatively, you can go hella old school and read Elf Quest online for free by the publishers here.

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Also, I'm discovering Amy Winehouse. Slightly behind the times here.

 
FROOZ! said:
If you only read one comic book this year, read Sex Criminals
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omg yes. the illustrator is a friend of mine and legit one of the most creative and funny guys I know. <3 u frooz

ALSO AMY WINEHOUSE YOU WERE TOO BEAUTIFUL FOR THIS WORLD RIP
 
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